He promises a page turner

I may come as a surprise, but I refer to George W. Bush in the title. Dubya pledges to deliver in a memoir that will appear this November. Entitled Decision Points, you may preorder the book from Amazon.com if you must have it. For those who can wait or know they can bear the disappointment if they were to miss out on this exceptional opportunity, Decision Points will undoubtedly find its way to the remainder bins not long after its initial publication.

And, for those fans with cash to burn on a trifle like this, surely a group limited to members of the Bush Super Rangers, 1,000 signed copies of the book will be sold for $350.00 a piece.