Americans are idiots

Reason number 1.25³³³: Toilet paper

We just have to have the good stuff, as AlterNet and the Guardian explain:

More than 98 percent of the toilet paper we use in the US is from virgin forests, the Guardian reports. Across the world, people are struggling to save our forests from deforestation, and instead of helping out, we're wiping are butts with our best defense against climate change.